We're Getting Bunk Beds

Okay so not really, but after what happened I am thinking they might not be a bad idea.

Two nights ago, around 5am or so, Ben suddenly put his hand on my back while we were sleeping. It wasn't quite a slap, but it woke me up none the less. I was thinking that he was going to put his arm around me or something...so I started to fall back asleep. He then grabbed the top of my shorts. Then he started pulling them up...then he yanked them up really hard giving me an atomic wedgie. At first I was thinking it was odd, but it wasn't until he really yanked that I said OUCH! He let go, rolled over, and kept sleeping. I couldn't believe what he had just done. Surely he was awake for that...not that it would have made since for him to do it if he were awake either. I was going to say something, but fell back asleep.

I told him about it the next day and he said he didn't remember that at all. I told the story to my Grandma when we went out to eat for my Mom's birthday...she almost fell out of her chair.

This story definitely tops him calling me Mom or when he actually told me that he couldn't hear me talking because he was sleeping. You're not sleeping if you're telling me you can't hear me.

I might pay him back some night and give him the wedgie of death in his sleep. I'll let you know how that goes.