Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Trust Me...You Don't Need These

The HyperColor T-shirt. Heat causes the shirt to change colors, but only in that spot. We all know which areas are going to get the warmest...do you really want to bring more attention to your very sexy armpit?

Rap Snacks? Southern Crunk BBQ? Did somebody really think this was going to be a hit?


Ha. We all know that some poor mother or grandmother bought this.

Broom Shoes.

Umbrella Shoes.

Now this little guy is a key that hooks onto the ends of your handlebars. I guess it's one way to get back at the jerk who just ran you over.

Tape Sunglasses. I would also assume it doubles as an eyebrow waxer.

This product helps you to sleep on that long bus ride home while looking incredibly trendy doing it.

At least it is antibacterial.

Self Explanatory.

Goatee Saver. Creepy.

Let those piggies breathe. Tennies to Flip Flops... just a zip away.

Create A Commie.

Leave the Corn dog smell at the State Fair.

I just giggled on this one.

1 comment:

Kyle Luke said...

Whatever . . . you know that Joy already has the broom slippers. I'm sure of it.