Today We Salute You...Mrs. Umbrella

I had Mr. Umbrella at first, but I think that Umbrella sounds more like a female...a married female. I figured I'd do today's blog on umbrellas since 1. It's Spring and 2. It is dreary and supposed to rain. Makes sense right?

Sword Handle Umbrellas

Badonkadonk Umbrella (since it has a larger backside)

This is the handle of the Music Umbrella. You turn it to the right to skip to the next song and turn the handle to the left to go back to a previous song.

Pitter Patter Umbrella. I just thought it was cute.

Brass Knuckle Umbrella. In case you get into a gang fight on your way to the car.

Illuminate Umbrella. It lights up.

Umbrella in a Can.

Cupids Umbrella. Aww I think they are in love.

The Umbrella Cane

The Shield Umbrella. Doesn't she look stylish?

The Full Umbrella. Go ahead and laugh, but this is genius.

The Cloud Umbrella

The Bottle Cap Umbrella

Now that I've typed Umbrella like a hundred times I think I'm sick of it. Want to know something? I don't even own an umbrella. I use my jacket or once I had a towel in my car so I held that over my head. There was even a time at camp that me and Ben cut a hole into a trash bag and wore it like a parka. It stopped raining as soon as we ran to where we needed to go. Ha.

I need an umbrella.