Kacey Says...

And here were Kacey's words of wisdom.

"I was going to say something similar to what Ben said...and with the anger you have built up, you could probably bust through the wall and make a Heather-shaped hole - perfect for not bumping hands or shoulders - for you at least!"

or....
-get rid of your phone - you have email or letter-writing
-get rid of your shoulder - you have a neck for your arm to attach to
-get rid of your hand - using toes is becoming much more popular
-get rid of your flip flops and go for flippers - they are very "in" and you can whack someone with them if they stare at you instead of helping you!

:)